18 Ways to Piss Off a Pagan!

- Be considerate: Rearrange their altar so it looks neat.
- Blow out their altar candle if it is daylight.
(no need to waste a good candle).
- Sweep up the salt they carelessly left at the doorway.
- Sharpen their Athame.
- Untie the knot in their cords.
- Try on their jewelry for fashion sense.
- Pick up their crystals for a closer look.
- See how far their crystal ball will roll (dogs love this).
- Use their runes as extra Dominoes.
- Play "Old Maid" with their Tarot cards.
- Toss holy water on them "just to see what happens"
- Ask them if they are a good witch or a bad witch.
- Debate with them about "True Religion".
- Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.
- Tell them how the bible says they are going to hell, then ask if they can make you a love potion.
- Point to their pentacle necklace, almost touching it, and say "isn't that supposed to be point down?"
- Refer to a business meeting as "a come to Jesus" meeting.
- Leave Chick Publication tracts lying about the break rooms & on their desk.
Feel free to e-mail additions, thanks to those who have. E-mail us at molly@moonlovers.com with additions.

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